mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

(Source: retromomentofgypsywhatever, via nebranska)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via queerboochananbarnes)

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

(via theheatherinsideofme)

"You’ll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it’s because they’re stupid. Don’t react to their cruelty. There’s nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself."

(Source: ofmotionpictures, via everything-is-connected)

comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

(via the-fault-in-infinites)

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

(via sammykitty)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via theheatherinsideofme)

did-you-kno:

Some psychiatrists have used Anakin Skywalker’s transformation into Darth Vader as an example to explain borderline personality disorder to medical students.  Source

did-you-kno:

Some psychiatrists have used Anakin Skywalker’s transformation into Darth Vader as an example to explain borderline personality disorder to medical students. Source

(via youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie)

Me on my period

Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus: Okay
Me: No -
Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps: Howdy
Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate: No me
Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Vagina: I can do better, hold up
Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
Pad: You still missed.
Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
Me: *dead*

hello-i-love-disney:

Since people were only uploading the first stock photo, I thought you all might enjoy looking at these. So yes, she does have her helmet in case anyone was wondering, it’s just that the first picture doesn’t show it.

She’s so perfect, imagine how amazing dolls of the rest of the team would be!

(via daydreams-at-midnight)

requested by anonymous

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via breadna)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY